Oh Anders
Stop being so obvious
Only, you know, don’t
how could I say ‘no’ to him?
Easy. Remember that he’s the bright bulb who gleefully suggests that you take the Arishok on BY YOURSELF IN SINGLE COMBAT.
And then - say NO.
I am rewatching BSG! And I had forgotten how much of a manipulative asshole Gaius is. I have never seen another person or character so hell bent on looking out for themselves. 1300 people on a ship that has 1 person who knows what you did? BLOW IT UP! No second thoughts or questions as to what is right. Just I AM GOING TO BE CAUGHT NOOOOOOO! He is a really entertaining selfish bastard, but wow.
And in anticipation of the time when Anders shows his evil face, I hate him. So very much.
BUT ANDERS IS SUCH A CUTIE SMUSHY FACE WHO LOVES KITTENS
Note to the dashboard: I have never seen BSG
She has never played Dragon Age II
We are at odds
Every single time I play this game in front of my non-DA2-knowleadgable friends, they ask if Fenris is a girl.
It is slightly painful and makes me want to smush his cheeks and reassure him that he’s manly.
But apparently dem hips don’t lie
Here’s something old but I sorta like how Hawke’s face turned out. C:
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Haahaaha, I love their silly faces :D
It’s much more interesting to have a #McCrazyPants tag than an #Anders tag
Explaining Dragon Age 2 to friends
- ME: And then Hawke was like "snark" and then Varric was like "double snark" and then Anders was all "I am cute BUT ANNOYING" and Fenris hasn't shown up yet and OMG GIANT SPIDERS AHHH also Merrill is too dang cute and Aveline and Hawke are bros and ARCHERY and NATURE and BLOOD MAGIC. Also SER POUNCE-A-LOT.
- FRIEND: .........you live in a different world don't you
“I took the stars from our eyes, and then I made a map
And knew that somehow I could find my way back
Then I heard your heart beating, you were in the darkness too
So I stayed in the darkness with you.”Justice & Anders
I have vague suspicions that this DA2 fic I’ve found is COMPLETELY HORRIBLE
BUT I CAN’T STOP READING IT
I buy Nutella for two reasons:
- It is my primary bread spread for sandwiches
- To smear it on my nose bridge
So I’m trying to play Assassin’s Creed II and Dragon Age II at the same time
IT’S NOT WORKING OUT
DA2 takes up entirely too much focus and energy
I’ve somehow got already 5 quests and the game insists that completing quests is ~important~ and it’s like the entire development of the story is completely up to me and and ahhhhh
I JUST BUY THESE THINGS TO MASH BUTTONS AND FIGHT EVIL OKAY
THAT’S ALL
