There’ll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don’t you cry no more
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is im just gonna show them this post
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
Captain Kirk’s guide to Fighting.
- The Kirk Kick
- The Kirk Drop Kick
- The Bowling Ball
- The Human Projectile
- The Kirk Chop
- The Wall of Destruction
- The Scissor Choke
- The Kirk Double Fist
Never not reblog the double fist
If I can work the Wall of Destruction into a fight someday I will be well pleased
“money doesn’t buy happiness”
let me test this hypothesis
